Sunday, 23 February 2014

That'll be a Yes then....

Overheard in Sainsburys Sale:

1. Would you like a bag?
2. No love, I'm going to take my basket load of shopping and stick it on my head...

Monday, 17 February 2014

Hmmm awkward.....

Overheard at Picadilly Station:

1. Morning love, you hair looks nice
2. You taking the p***?! It looks like one of those wigs from Christies......

Thursday, 13 February 2014

I always preferred Panda Pops....

Overheard on a tram near Sale:

I was so wasted, we were on that shot with the gold bits in it, really reminds me of my childhood.

Saturday, 28 December 2013

Christmas in Manchester - Baby's first Christmas

Overheard in December, at Manchester's Christmas Markets in Albert Square:

1. So are you ready for Christmas? Did Mummy let you have some hot chocolate?
2. <grins> yep with Marshmallows!
1. Bet everyone's really tired with the baby though, have you got baby a present?
2. I don't like baby, he smells of bum

Christmas in Manchester - Dude, Where's My Car?

Overheard in the Trafford Centre Car Park on Christmas Eve:

1. Hey how are you!?
2. Stressed - It's f*****g mental in there!
1. You made it out alive though!
2. I have clue no where the ******* car is though, I've been walking round for 20 minutes pressing the button, trying to find a spot a flashing Yaris!

Thursday, 21 November 2013

Skip to my loo


Overheard on Deansgate:

1: I swear the cleaners got it in for me, every time I'm busting for the loo, it's closed for cleaning
2. She does that to me too, I won't make it next time and she'll just be creating with for herself!

Friday, 15 November 2013

Get Me Where?!


Overheard at Stretford Metrolink

1. Oh they've got the machines up for the Oyster card thing
2. Have you heard the stupid name?
1. Let me guess it's something stupid?
2. My Get me There Card
1. You're messing? Bet someone got a few million quid for that too! I'd have called it Moyster
1. That's just wrong! After a week it's be Moystaaaaar anyway!