Friday, 13 June 2014

Love Never Felt So Dead

Overheard in a Bolton Office:

1. When did Real change to Heart, I love this one!
2. Is that Michael Jackson?
1. Yeah it's his new one, he's so much better since he's been dead..... You know what I mean!

Waka Waka This Times for Manchester

Overheard at St. Peter's Square Metrolink:

1. Why's it so busy - is it cos the World Cups on?
2. Really?! Yes Mum the Brazil World Cup's in Old Trafford this year!

Thursday, 29 May 2014

We've all been there

Overheard in a Deansgate Office:

1. I've just that new gym round the corner, hoping I'll actually go!
2. I joined the gym for four months last year, went twice - and that was just to use the loo.....

Sunday, 23 February 2014

That'll be a Yes then....

Overheard in Sainsburys Sale:

1. Would you like a bag?
2. No love, I'm going to take my basket load of shopping and stick it on my head...

Monday, 17 February 2014

Hmmm awkward.....

Overheard at Picadilly Station:

1. Morning love, you hair looks nice
2. You taking the p***?! It looks like one of those wigs from Christies......

Thursday, 13 February 2014

I always preferred Panda Pops....

Overheard on a tram near Sale:

I was so wasted, we were on that shot with the gold bits in it, really reminds me of my childhood.

Saturday, 28 December 2013

Christmas in Manchester - Baby's first Christmas

Overheard in December, at Manchester's Christmas Markets in Albert Square:

1. So are you ready for Christmas? Did Mummy let you have some hot chocolate?
2. <grins> yep with Marshmallows!
1. Bet everyone's really tired with the baby though, have you got baby a present?
2. I don't like baby, he smells of bum