Overheard at Piccadilly Station:
1. How was your Mum doing?
2. Oh my God I was so embarrassed! Have you seen that app where it reads out your texts when you're driving?
1. Ah yeah
2. Mum was in the passenger seat, just suddenly heard 'bing - message from ****** alright big boobs, what time you home later? I'm in the mood if you fancy a quickie before the footie later!'
1. Haha, what did your Mum say?
2. She asked who was playing!